I am the Internet's Giant Deuce

DARSHMEEL SMASH.
I'm a 60 year old with the vagina of a newborn. Your mother was a hamster. And your father smelt of elderberries.

kushaholic:

jalr-the-psyco:

tofutits:

windandsalt:

friarpark

#this is not an exaggeration okay #children do say this #children do wonder why they can’t find themselves in the media #don’t fucking tell me it doesn’t matter #it matters so much #children NEED to see themselves represented #or else they grow up feeling inferior and not worthy

No I have to reblog this again cus I am crying right now look at the dads face

His dad can’t explain to his kid why none of them are black

i’m not black,
but no child should feel inequivalent 

(Source: rimtiggins, via angie-joy)

30 07/14

punkaspiss138:

grrrl-trash:

I love collarbones so much oh my god

You say you love….
image
Bones?

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

29 07/14
unculture:

ridge:

how does one’s eyebrows and eyeliner slay so hard
AT THE SAME TIME

i feel personally injured by this makeup game

unculture:

ridge:

how does one’s eyebrows and eyeliner slay so hard

AT THE SAME TIME

i feel personally injured by this makeup game

(via chaosandwine)

29 07/14

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

(via mmarehh)

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anne per episode: message to the emperor (1x07)

(Source: devilenoshima, via maisiewilliams)

29 07/14
"I’ve dated people who didn’t have the capacity to love me the way I now understand I ought to be loved. They just weren’t in the position to and that’s okay."
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(Source: funnyevan, via chaosandwine)

29 07/14

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via ianstagram)

29 07/14
neptunain:

tomhanksy:

Jonah Chill. Portland, OR.


banksy has done it again

neptunain:

tomhanksy:

Jonah Chill. Portland, OR.

banksy has done it again

(Source: tomhanksy, via ianstagram)

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businessinsider:

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29 07/14

deadeliving:

Me every time a develop any sort of feeling towards humans

(Source: angryblackman, via imfranksinatra)

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