I am the Internet's Giant Deuce

DARSHMEEL SMASH.
I'm a 60 year old with the vagina of a newborn. Your mother was a hamster. And your father smelt of elderberries.

24 04/14

lustyloveylady:

gingerhaze:

HUNGER GAMES COMICS

PART 2

What the books are actually like

(via melkesyre)

24 04/14
bigeisamazing:

legendary moment in television history

bigeisamazing:

legendary moment in television history

(Source: peteneems, via sneadly)

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streetlightarson:


ANDY WARHOL

#look at the size of these metaphors
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And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little.

(Source: supermans, via green-sourpatchkid)

24 04/14

colorful-potato:

you’re quite something yourself, mr. magnus

(via drunkpulpfiction)

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AND PEOPLE ASK WHY I’M INTO GINGERS

AND PEOPLE ASK WHY I’M INTO GINGERS

(via whiteboysdatingblackgirls)

24 04/14
zohbugg:

dr-ift:

bl-ossomed:

niick4:

this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website

holy

Wait what how

what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how
fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me
"how"
fuck u

zohbugg:

dr-ift:

bl-ossomed:

niick4:

this is the coolest thing ive seen on this website

holy

Wait what how

what the fuck you mean how? a goddamn computer, that’s how

fuckin think this is some real bullshit like you’re confused as to how someone can hold water and a tiny ass ship are u fuckin’ kidding me

"how"

fuck u

(Source: dimensao7, via green-sourpatchkid)

24 04/14

audino-hearts1:

jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

Thank you

(via perfetc42)

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snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

(via perfetc42)

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