I am the Internet's Giant Deuce

DARSHMEEL SMASH.
I'm a 60 year old with the vagina of a newborn. Your mother was a hamster. And your father smelt of elderberries.

I never realized I needed this shirt.

I never realized I needed this shirt.

(via ianstagram)

02 09/14
02 09/14

(Source: thecomicsvault, via peteneems)

02 09/14

heythisisbecky:

my newest hobby is taking excerpts from my facebook wall-to-wall with my best friend, putting them on famous paintings, and sending them back to her

02 09/14

willderness:

letskeepthisasecret-babe:

LOOK HOW HAPPY HE LOOKS

what an ass

(Source: megustamemes, via weed95)

02 09/14
02 09/14

2-shane-s:

no:

me: *poops on your chest*
you: moist cookies :3

honestly i have said some reckless shit on this website lord knows i have but this is awful

(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

02 09/14
02 09/14

durbikins:

tasiturney:

Only 29 more days until people start making Billie Joe Armstrong jokes.

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29 more days until people start shoehorning “spooky” into their urls
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(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)

02 09/14
animal40:

contemporary art 

animal40:

contemporary art 

(via onahigherhigh)

02 09/14

(Source: sabrinacaps, via peteneems)

02 09/14

planestrainsandzombiebrains:

Goofball supremes ✨

02 09/14

planestrainsandzombiebrains:

Slighty more serious (but still goof balls)

02 09/14

nosdrinker:

underknower:

nosdrinker:

the people upstairs are banging again

banging on what

post your address so I can fight you

(via ianstagram)

02 09/14

brunette-nymphette:

This is the best episode ever

(Source: thingsilearnedfromsatc, via notadoctor)

02 09/14