I am the Internet's Giant Deuce

DARSHMEEL SMASH.
I'm a 60 year old with the vagina of a newborn. Your mother was a hamster. And your father smelt of elderberries.

Beyond thankful for 6 months with the guy who made me stronger, introduced me to two incredible, loving families, let’s me be myself, and never backs down from the challenges that is our relationship. Here’s to an amazing time with my best friend. I love you.

Beyond thankful for 6 months with the guy who made me stronger, introduced me to two incredible, loving families, let’s me be myself, and never backs down from the challenges that is our relationship. Here’s to an amazing time with my best friend. I love you.

20 09/14

(Source: shhmurda, via thespotlessmind)

18 09/14

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18 09/14
artjcf:

Pocket Vito

artjcf:

Pocket Vito

(via ainsleyharriot)

18 09/14
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killmewithdicks:

neongenesist:

It’s 2 AM and this is the funniest thing i have ever seen in my life. Tears are streaming down my face. 

Who thought this would be a good mashup? And why?

this is terrific you nerds

(via solipsizzm)

17 09/14

iloveemmathompson:

Emma Thompson as Mrs. Lovett in Sweeney Todd

17 09/14

(Source: play-0n-playa, via sneadly)

17 09/14
awwww-cute:

They call me Cuban Pete. I’m the king of the rhumba beat. When I play the maracas I go chick chicky boom, chick chicky boom

awwww-cute:

They call me Cuban Pete. I’m the king of the rhumba beat. When I play the maracas I go chick chicky boom, chick chicky boom

(via solipsizzm)

17 09/14

(Source: chingyshinji, via solipsizzm)

17 09/14
dogsihavepet:

Angie is a therapy dog who comes into the library and lets kids read to her so that kids who are struggling with reading can gain confidence. Every time I’ve seen her in the library she’s always wagging her tail for the kids and is very attentive.

dogsihavepet:

Angie is a therapy dog who comes into the library and lets kids read to her so that kids who are struggling with reading can gain confidence. Every time I’ve seen her in the library she’s always wagging her tail for the kids and is very attentive.

(via notadoctor)

17 09/14
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