I'm a 60 year old with the vagina of a newborn. Your mother was a hamster. And your father smelt of elderberries.
me: *poops on your chest*
you: moist cookies :3
honestly i have said some reckless shit on this website lord knows i have but this is awful
Only 29 more days until people start making Billie Joe Armstrong jokes.
29 more days until people start shoehorning “spooky” into their urls
the people upstairs are banging again
banging on what
post your address so I can fight you