I'm a 60 year old with the vagina of a newborn. Your mother was a hamster. And your father smelt of elderberries.
Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.
I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”
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OH MY GOD YES THIS IS PRECIOUS I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU
I just want to squeeze him like all of the time.