I am the Internet's Giant Deuce

DARSHMEEL SMASH.
I'm a 60 year old with the vagina of a newborn. Your mother was a hamster. And your father smelt of elderberries.

Wait a second - the Fiona tag team, is that an option?

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23 07/14

poppunkvampire:

anytime I commit to something that requires me to wake up before 8am I’m like “why did I agree to this”

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boygeorgemichaelbluth:

So Paula Deen has a new cooking network. Not one show but a whole network. Tell me again about the poor racists having their lives ruined.

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23 07/14
rodack:

RWJ has been trapped inside of a windowless cube for almost 10 years now, the walls, ceiling, and floor are just comic strips, his only contact to the outside world is through a camcorder that automatically uploads his hours of insane, near incoherent ramblings to a cloud storage for a video production company in new york that then severely edits down the footage into something presentable for the front page of youtube

rodack:

RWJ has been trapped inside of a windowless cube for almost 10 years now, the walls, ceiling, and floor are just comic strips, his only contact to the outside world is through a camcorder that automatically uploads his hours of insane, near incoherent ramblings to a cloud storage for a video production company in new york that then severely edits down the footage into something presentable for the front page of youtube

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23 07/14
dtysen:

At some point in his magnificent, all-encompassing career, Leonardo Da Vinci drew a whole page of cats.

dtysen:

At some point in his magnificent, all-encompassing career, Leonardo Da Vinci drew a whole page of cats.

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23 07/14

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

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23 07/14

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

ace-mcshane:

frecklestherobot:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

One of my favourite shows:

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One of my least favourite shows:

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Do you see my problem

That you don’t actually like Doctor Who?

That you only like RTD-era Who and are being unnecessarily passive-aggressive toward the Moffat era in order to make your opinion seem relevant? 

You are not understanding. Let me break it down for you:

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fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

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23 07/14

The stats: The U.S. prison population is now eight times what it was in 1970. And that increase continues despite a drop in crime rate from the mid-’90s on.

Watch John Oliver explain why.

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